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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 20:42:23 GMT -5
So I'm watching this Batman Ninja DVD thing that just came out, and I feel like I need to comment on it and for those comments to be heard. And since I'm home alone for the weekend I get to inflict my thoughts on you guys. 6 minutes in - I hate this already. Worst Joker voice ever. Sounds like Him from Power Puff Girls. So, the bad guys of Gotham have been sucked into ancient Japan and have set up shop in different regions warring with each other and all with nifty new Japanese ascetics. It's Batman's job to...hey, wait a minute...was this originally written as the plot of a video game? It would explain the craptastic cell-shaded anime look and character intro screens. Advanced robotics! That makes total sense in ancient Japan, even with steam power Alright...keep going...
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 20:46:00 GMT -5
Oh goddamnit. Animal sidekick.
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:01:20 GMT -5
Everyone gets a Japanese makeover...except for Alfred, he get's a ponytail and that's it.
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:02:09 GMT -5
I keep feeling like this would have made a great Elseworlds graphic novel.
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:05:24 GMT -5
I think I just had a stroke because the animation doesn't look the same all of a sudden...
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:12:46 GMT -5
What in the hell is happening. Now it's Titan Wars.
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:23:53 GMT -5
Okay...I don't know if it was intentional, especially since humor, irony, and self-awareness have been absent in this thing so far, but the decent into full-on mech anime is HILARIOUS. And now also the line "Use this to control my army of monkeys."
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Post by Deinonychus on May 19, 2018 21:30:34 GMT -5
I...I...I can't even describe what the actual f##k is going on in this climax
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Post by Gojitron on May 19, 2018 21:33:54 GMT -5
The final act is quite ridiculous, isn't it?
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Post by machsabre on May 19, 2018 21:36:22 GMT -5
Is this something that's so bad that it's awful? (Like Transformers: The Last Knight?) Or something so bad it's hilarious? (Like Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas?)
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